it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
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he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I was not drunk enough for that final.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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