Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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