dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
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So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
That accounts for only three of the penises
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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