Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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