Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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