I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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