In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
wow bdsm is so cute
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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