i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
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Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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