By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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