don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
they need to just BURY HIM!
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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