i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
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Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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