remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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