so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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