I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
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After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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