Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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