the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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