I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
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I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
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Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I can't trust your balls anymore.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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