once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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