I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
