Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
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You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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