you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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