Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
did you just send me my own nude
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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