There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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