I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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