Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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