can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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