My nipple is on Facebook.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
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I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
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