Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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