Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
should my penis look like a turkey
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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