Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
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He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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