Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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