It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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