theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Randomize