my soul wont recognize me after tonight
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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