How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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