I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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