I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
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Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
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Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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