We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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