How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
