i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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