Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
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The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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