alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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