i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
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He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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