We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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