I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Life is so much better after having sex.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
