I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I had to cum in my sink.
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