Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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