you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
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Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
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Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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