jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
My breasts were aching with rage.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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