After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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