i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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