Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
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i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
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She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
i am craving dick and cupcakes
as a side note pls kill me
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