Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
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She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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