im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
50% drunk capacity currently
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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